Coming soon, the following products to help people survive climate change hysteria.
Borrowing some advice from the handbook on how to survive a Zombie Apocalypse, these high decibel rated earplugs are sure to help you sleep better when Climate Change Zombies are wailing and moaning whilst trying to enter your home to shut down your non-approved uses of electricity.
Some songs for celebrating any decline in climate change hysteria:
- Hamsters react to the news that the US will no longer have a “Climate Action Plan”:
- A mix to inspire the breaking of fake hockey sticks: